No cleaning up girl squirt
10-03-2007 09:30:34
Jordan and I hung out at the beach for a while today. As well as all the hotties in skimpy little bikinis, the amount of couples out in the water also caught my attention.
You know the ones i mean. They pretend to be just hugging and cuddling out in the water, but the whole time they are looking around nervously, making sure no one is watching them having sex.
It got me thinking. Wouldn't the ocean be the perfect place to have sex if you didnt want to clean up girl squirt? Of course you wouldn't be able to see your girls waterworks show when she squirts, but maybe that's the price you have to pay for not having to clean up afterwards. It would work for squirt porn but it was just a thought 
posted by Me @ 10-03-2007 09:30:34, Add your own comment
She Squirts in the change room
09-03-2007 12:08:00
Jordan and I were out shopping for some clothes for her this afternoon. Now I'm not a bad guy to go shopping with. I walk around looking at clothes with her and I don't complain or anything like that. I tell her she looks good or that the outfit doesn't suit and that kind of thing. I don't love it, but I do it, and I pass the time by imagining myself making my girl squirt.
I'm guessing that Jordan must realise that clothes shopping ins't my favourite thing in the world because after a few hours of trying on clothes by herself, she invited me to join her in the fitting room.
If you are a regualr reader of this site you would know that the two of us get up to some pretty sneaky things in public. But change room sex is something I have to admit I had never done.
The thing about change room sex and girl squirt is that the two things don't really go together. This became apparent after the two of us had finished going for it. We managed to be fairly quiet and I am pretty sure that no one would have known what we had been up to. Except for the big she squirt patch on the bench. Jordan didnt exactly shoot like a fire hose or anything like that, but she did get incredibly wet.
So the trick is to carry a bottle of water with you if you plan on having sex in a public fitting room with a potential squirter. And then just tell the shop keeper that you spilt it and problem solved
posted by Me @ 09-03-2007 12:08:00, Add your own comment
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