On the desk
16-04-2008 02:38:28
posted by Me @ 16-04-2008 02:38:28, Add your own comment
Squirting Orgy
12-04-2008 02:49:41
Jordan and I have been on a much deserved holiday the past few months.
At one stage we went on this cruise for a week to these islands.
If there is one thing about cruises that is always the same, its the amount of hot chicks that seem to frequent them. And of course Jordan being the kind of girl that she is, did some serious partying with all of them.
Nothing nasty, just lots of late night pool parties and that type of thing.
But since we have been home, she keeps talking about wanting to have a massive squirting orgy.
I did a bit of snooping around and found that there is a website that actually has hundreds of videos of that exact thing.
Its called Squirt Bukkake and it is full of pics and videos of large groups of girls squirting all over 1 lucky babe. It's fucking hot!
Jordan loves the site. If she had it her way, she would be in all the scenes getting creamed on by all these hot babes.
Who knows, maybe she will get her wish 
posted by Me @ 12-04-2008 02:49:41, Add your own comment
Lesbian Squirting Dream
20-08-2007 02:38:21
I had the most awesome dream last night. It was a lesbian squirting fuck fest.
I get home from work and my girlfriend Jordan and pornstar Cytherea are hanging out in the lounge room watching tv.
Cythera pulls out a huge pink dildo and the next thing I know, she is down eating Jordans pussy like a lesbian pro.
She starts pounding her with that pink dildo until Jordan cant take it anymore. Cythera removes the dildo and Jordan squirts her pussy juice out in a stream all over her face.
Girls always share and Jordan returns the favour by going to town on Cythera's clit until she explodes her girl squirt cum all over the sofa.
All i could do was stand there and watch but damn what an awesome dream
posted by Me @ 20-08-2007 02:38:21, Add your own comment
Barmaids Girl Squirt
19-06-2007 02:13:42
The barmaid Tori has herself a man now so the dual squirt show with Jordan is probably never going to happen. At least not with her.
But her new bloke Jim is a decent guy and we all go out for a beer every now and then.
Tori has asked us not to mention her ability to Jim. It sounds like he hasn't been with a squirter before. He is going to get the shock of his life if he can get Tori really wild in the sack! Lets hope they have the lights on when she squirts with him for the first time, so he doesn't just think the roof is leaking 
posted by Me @ 19-06-2007 02:13:42, Add your own comment
She squirts friends
31-05-2007 10:05:05
It seems like I just keep lucking out. Jordan did chat to the barmaid the other night and she has been hanging out with her for the last week. But there is still no girl squirt threesome for me.
The barmaids name is Tori, and although I haven't seen her squirt, Jordan can't stop talking about how much she squirts.
Apparently the first time she squirted she did it all over her boyfriends face while he was going down on her. Yeah, I know it;s hot, but it doesn't really matter in my opinion if I never actually get to see it for myself.
I guess I should be patient and see how this thing pans out. I would settle for a private girl on girl squirt show if it came down to it.
posted by Me @ 31-05-2007 10:05:05, Add your own comment
Home made threesome squirt porn?
16-05-2007 05:47:41
I told Jordan about the barmaid who can girl squirt today. And she got this very sexy look on her face...
I had to hand over the phone number, so it looks like Jordan is now in charge of organising the squirt porn event.
She has organised a girls night at the pub tonight and I have a feeling she is going to assess this barmaid. I have already told Jordan that there better not be any she squirts action without me. Although, it will give me something to think about while I am home alone tonight
posted by Me @ 16-05-2007 05:47:41, Add your own comment
Liz Taylor Girl Squirt
14-05-2007 07:49:00
Jordan has been talking about having a threesome lately, but with one catch. The threesome needs to be with a chick that can girl squirt. She doesn't want it to be with any of the squirters we already know either which makes the whole thing a bit harder.
Me and the boys were out at a pub on the weekend and noticed this very hot barmaid. Most of the guys are big she squirts fans ,so it wasn't hard to get one of them to approach this barmaid and to pop the question.
Beau was the lucky guy, so he finished his drink, and headed up to the bar. He ordered another round and as he was giving the girl the cash, he said bluntly 'do you like squirt porn?'
We all expected a big slap after that, but the girl looked suprisingly interested. 'I don't really like watching squirt porn, but I love to squirt during sex.' Beau was happy with this answer, and headed back to us with the drinks. 'She squirts' he announced as he passed me a beer.
Bingo! This time I made my way up to the bar and hit the barmaid up with Jordan's idea. She seemed pretty interested so we exchanged numbers. Now to tell Jordan....
posted by Me @ 14-05-2007 07:49:00, Add your own comment
She squirts off the balcony
07-05-2007 06:18:00
We have just moved into a new place in a funky little area and the internet only got set up today. So I can finally update the she squirts blog.
The apartment has this amazing little balcony that overlooks the city. Jordan and I have been sitting there at night watching the sunsets and drinking wine.
If the weather stays nice and warm I am hoping we might be able to get a little action on this balcony. There is a garden down below which is looking a bit sad with the current water restrictions. Maybe I can get Jordan peaking and we could use her girl squirt like a hose to water the garden
posted by Me @ 07-05-2007 06:18:00, Add your own comment
Treated to some squirt porn
27-04-2007 06:14:32
Jordan got back from her trip and was a pretty tired so it didn't look like there was going to be any girl squirt action coming my way.
She did treat me however, by putting on some new squirt porn she had picked up while she was away. While the DVD was playing on the TV she went down on me like a mad woman.
She said that I had to concentrate very hard on the actress in the movie, and when she squirts on the DVD, I had to climax as well.
The whole thing was pretty hot so it wasn't to hard to get it right. And the best part was that I got to get my self a bit of squirt porn action, and both me and Jordan were tired so I didnt get into trouble for falling asleep after wards.
posted by Me @ 27-04-2007 06:14:32, Add your own comment
Brittney Stevens Girl Squirt
17-04-2007 05:56:16
Jordan is away on a work trip for a few days so it is just me, an internet connection and a girl squirt porn site at the moment.
I was reading about Brittney Stevens on this site today. A while back she was doing a sex scene for a hardcore porn site. Well as it turns out, when this girl climaxes, she squirts everywhere.
The site owners then re-booked her to do a shoot for their squirt porn site.
In the scene, Brittney gets poked by four fingers and then fucks an 11 inch cock. Just seconds before she squirts, the guy shoves his head between her legs and eats her girl squirt. It's a pretty hot scene.
There should be more scenes where people are drinking squirt, but thats just my opinion
posted by Me @ 17-04-2007 05:56:16, Add your own comment
She Squirts on public transport
10-04-2007 13:58:00
The weather was nice over the easter weekend so Jordan and I headed into the city on the Saturday. There was a cheap CD, DVD and Book sale on at the Exhibition Centre so we jumped on a tram so we could go and check it out.
The tram was almost empty and the trip was getting boring and my mind starting wandering as it occasionally does. I started to image squirt porn with me boning Jordan on a crowded tram.
In my day dream, I would have her bent over one of the seats and all the passengers would be cheering Jordon on while she squirts all over them. A few nasty female passengers would get so hot that they would be ripping their clothes off and dropping to their knees to lap up Jordan's girl squirt running down her legs.
Luckily the tram came to a stop outside the Exhibition Building, and woke me up before I started drooling over myself. I look over at Jordan to see if she had noticed me nodding off into my dirty day dream. She wasn't lookingmy way but she did have a very cheeky smile on her face...
posted by Me @ 10-04-2007 13:58:00, Add your own comment
House sitting squirt porn
02-04-2007 12:55:00
Jordan and I are house sitting at the moment while our friends are over seas. We have made ourselves at home and especially in the bedroom.
So things were getting a little hot in the bedroom last night, when it suddenly dawned on me that we were about to shag in our friends' bed. Now I guess that's not such a big deal on it's own, but what about if there was a little bit of girl squirt? Wouldn't that be crossing the line a little?
I know you can wash the sheets and all that but I know Jordan and when she squirts, it goes all over the place.
Maybe we will have to keep the squirt porn confined to the shower
posted by Me @ 02-04-2007 12:55:00, Add your own comment
Girl Squirt Lesbian Orgy
16-03-2007 10:52:55
Jordan and I headed into the Gold Coast yesterday. As usual it was over run with hot babes. Girls just walking the streets in tiny bikinis, the beach full of topless beauties. The place is like a harem. I was sitting there in the sun looking at the girls everywhere and I thought to myself, imagine seeing a huge girl on girl squirt orgy!
You could get a whole heap of squirters in a room together and just let them cut loose. Firing their she squirts at one another like water flying out of a water pistol! It's a hot image.
So when I got home I jumped online to see if there were any squirt porn sites catering to this. After searching for ages I stubbled across the brand new site called Squirt Bukkake! It is completely loaded with chicks in huge girl squirt orgies! They are even drinking pussy squirt. Jordan is going to love this!
posted by Me @ 16-03-2007 10:52:55, Add your own comment
No cleaning up girl squirt
10-03-2007 09:30:34
Jordan and I hung out at the beach for a while today. As well as all the hotties in skimpy little bikinis, the amount of couples out in the water also caught my attention.
You know the ones i mean. They pretend to be just hugging and cuddling out in the water, but the whole time they are looking around nervously, making sure no one is watching them having sex.
It got me thinking. Wouldn't the ocean be the perfect place to have sex if you didnt want to clean up girl squirt? Of course you wouldn't be able to see your girls waterworks show when she squirts, but maybe that's the price you have to pay for not having to clean up afterwards. It would work for squirt porn but it was just a thought
posted by Me @ 10-03-2007 09:30:34, Add your own comment
She Squirts in the change room
09-03-2007 12:08:00
Jordan and I were out shopping for some clothes for her this afternoon. Now I'm not a bad guy to go shopping with. I walk around looking at clothes with her and I don't complain or anything like that. I tell her she looks good or that the outfit doesn't suit and that kind of thing. I don't love it, but I do it, and I pass the time by imagining myself making my girl squirt.
I'm guessing that Jordan must realise that clothes shopping ins't my favourite thing in the world because after a few hours of trying on clothes by herself, she invited me to join her in the fitting room.
If you are a regualr reader of this site you would know that the two of us get up to some pretty sneaky things in public. But change room sex is something I have to admit I had never done.
The thing about change room sex and girl squirt is that the two things don't really go together. This became apparent after the two of us had finished going for it. We managed to be fairly quiet and I am pretty sure that no one would have known what we had been up to. Except for the big she squirt patch on the bench. Jordan didnt exactly shoot like a fire hose or anything like that, but she did get incredibly wet.
So the trick is to carry a bottle of water with you if you plan on having sex in a public fitting room with a potential squirter. And then just tell the shop keeper that you spilt it and problem solved
posted by Me @ 09-03-2007 12:08:00, Add your own comment
She Squirts A Wet Suprise
25-05-2006 15:49:00
I decided to treat Jordan a little last night and while she was lying in bed reading a magazine, I slowly headed under the covers and removed her panties.
While my tongue was doing its thing, my fingers were doing some work of their own. Two fingers found themselves deep inside her. I was wiggling them around in circles and back and forth for a while but still keeping them in very deep. Anything to make my girl squirt.
She started to breath heavily which the worked up into a scream. I kept going until the scream finally hit a peak and as it subsided, I slowly removed the fingers thnking to myself, I hope she squirts! Juices started running out like a tap. It wasn't shooting out at high speed or anything, but this was more than just a wet pussy. If my fingers hadn't been blocking the pathway I am sure there would have been a face full of girl squirt.
posted by Me @ 25-05-2006 15:49:00, Add your own comment
Eating your own girl squirt
13-04-2006 11:18:00
Being the boyfriend of a squirter, I have obviously tasted my fair share of girl squirt. But the squirter on the other hand, doesn't taste much of her own juice.
It took me a while but I found a cool squirt porn site with heaps of cute squirters, who enjoy licking up their own mess at the end of the show.
I showed the site to Jordan who was suprisingly not to impressed. She thinks that girl squirt juice is for the guy to drink. She also noted that guy cum is something for the girls to drink, in most cases. And I guess I have to agree with her.
Still, I think this site is hot She squirts and licks it up
posted by Me @ 13-04-2006 11:18:00, Add your own comment
Some very wet girl squirt sheets
12-04-2006 11:29:00
This is one of the only downfalls of girl squirt. The wet sheets. It wasn't a problem when Jordan first started squirting because we were still experimenting with the whole thing in the bath. But once it started happening on a more regular basis, we made our way into the bedroom. And thats where things changed. Countless nights of sleeping on the couch due to wet sheets. Not that it really matters. Sleeping on the couch is nice and cozy anyway. But when your only blankets are in the dryer and it is the middle of winter, things get a little more uncomfortable.
posted by Me @ 12-04-2006 11:29:00, Add your own comment
She squirts out and about
06-03-2006 00:13:00
Jordan and I headed out to SEXPO the other day. We already went last year but had nothing better to do on our Sunday afternoon, and who knows. Maybe we would see some squirt porn. For some reason, the exhibition centre was full of hot woman. And I'm not talking about the pornstars and sponsors. These were just general paying customers who had come in off the streets. Beautiful girls everywhere. Wifes, girlfriends, girl next door... I was surrounded.
Jordan being the understanding type pulled me behind one of the seating stands and ripped up her skirt. My pants were down in a matter of seconds. It's funny how knowing you are surrounded by sex makes you feel for a second that its ok to be getting it on in public.
The fact is though that no one saw us, and the place was buzzing so much that no one would have heard us either. Nothing would have given it away except for the huge wet girl squirt patches Jordan's excitement had left all over my jeans...
posted by Me @ 06-03-2006 00:13:00, Add your own comment
Wetn Wild ;)
14-01-2006 01:03:09
Jordan and I went off to the Wet n Wild theme park yesterday for a bit of fun. Her sister is down for a visit so we have been trying to take her out and keep her occupied for the week.
So this Wet n Wild place is crazy. It was a stinking hot day so the place was loaded with people. Well, loaded with girls actually And being a park full of waterslides, all the girls were in tight little bikinis running around dripping wet.
Any man would have had a hard time keeping it together in this place, but I think I found it extra 'hard', due to the nature of my work.
All I could do all day was imagine all these girls squirting. Every where I turned, a girl would be getting out of the pool with water dripping from the crouch of her bathers, my imagination would take of, and this girl would be lying on her back squiritng into the sky. Girls lying down by the pool with lines of water running from there lower bodies would suddenly be peeling across their bather bottoms and shooting loads of she juice at me. It was driving me crazy. Maybe I didnt eat enough, or maybe I didn't drink enough. What ever the cause, it was a mad day of wet hallucinations......
posted by Me @ 14-01-2006 01:03:09, Add your own comment
By the road side
08-01-2006 08:15:00
Finally Jordan is back from her holiday down south!
It felt like it had been years since I had seen her. Needless to say we were both pretty horny and it was obvious the trip home from the airport was going to be far to long. I think we managed to get about 3 miles down the road before we had pulled over and were going at it in the back seat.
It reminded me of the days when we first met. We originally lived quite a few towns apart so she would stay at her grandparents house, which was a lot closer to mine, just so we could see each other. I would drive over there late at night and she would be waiting for me out the front. We would go and find any old random car park close by and just go mad in the back seat!
It was a little bit different back then. At least it was dark and the carparks were off the main roads. Here we were now on the side of a major highway in the middle of the day with cars and trucks honking at us. Man it must have been hot in there. By the time we had finished you couldn't see out of the windows. We spent the next few minutes trying to unfog the glass so I could see enough road to get us home
posted by Me @ 08-01-2006 08:15:00, Add your own comment
Cytheria and the rain coats
21-12-2005 11:03:00
These sluts get so horny, so excited that they bust a load of twat juice right out of their tight holes. No other hardcore porn action is quite like the exclusives you'll see at See Her Squirt. Chicks who can't control themselves while they're fucking and just get off all over the place. It's crazy and hot over at See Her Squirt.
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posted by Me @ 21-12-2005 11:03:00, Add your own comment
While the cat's away ;)
18-12-2005 10:59:00
Well Jordan is staying with her family over Christmas so I am bored out of my brain. So what does a guy do while his girlfriend is away? You guessed it Signs up to a porn site lol!
I decided to go with I Love To Squirt this time around. 1. Because it is brand new so it has some exclusive content. And 2. because you can get a 3 day pass for 1 Dollar! And it doesnt just get you in to this one site, you get access to somethinglike 15 other sites! Candy Black Ass, CollegeTeen Creamers, Kiss My Crack, Sexy Teens Big Cocks and Smack That Slut are my favs so far.
But anyway, I Love To Squirt has kept me busy for a few hours so far. There are so many different types of girls on this site. You have big tit babes, cute teens, pretty much anything you'd want and there are plenty of movies to. Everything from amateur to hot pornstar Brianna Banks squirting her load on a nice long video.
Anyway enough raving and carrying on. To put it simply, if you are bored like I am at the moment its worth spending the 1 Dollar to access all these sites
Hopefully Jordan gets her ass back here soon so I can get some of the real thing though
posted by Me @ 18-12-2005 10:59:00, Add your own comment
The Squirt Hunter
13-12-2005 23:34:57
Jordan found this cool site the other day called The Squirt Hunter.
This site is a classic. Some lucky guy gets to go around picking up chicks and taking them back to his house, has wild sex with them, films it all, and if they can squirt, he puts the footage on this site. What a cool job. Sure, sitting around writing about my own squirting experiences with my girlfriend is pretty cool, but image being out there getting a new girl each day and filming it all for a website! It's priceless.
Jordan doesn't agree with me 100% on this topic. She thinks the girls are being taken advantage of. But as far as I can tell, they know they are getting filmed and they love it. I think she is just annoyed at the fact I think its cool going around banging different chicks everyday
posted by Me @ 13-12-2005 23:34:57, Add your own comment
The Bunny is Back
22-11-2005 02:08:06
Jordan and I were doing some cleaning up yesterday and came across our old pal the Water Bunny. I dont know if you remember this little star, but the waterproof rabbit dildo was quite the pioneer of our early squirting attempts. Anyway, for a bit of fun I swollowed my pride and snuck him off to the bedroom.
Later that night while Jordan was reading a book in bed, I slid her shorts down and gave her a taste of the Water Bunny. She seemed like she was enjoying herself enough, until my tongue met her swollen clitoris! Her enjoyment jumped about 100 times and i then launched that plastic rabbit to the floor!
Afterwards, I regurgitated my swollowed pride and fell asleep a happy man next to my very happy girl
posted by Me @ 22-11-2005 02:08:06, Add your own comment
The Suprise
05-11-2005 01:43:00
Poor Tamara! Last night she puts on a big sexy strip show for her boyfriend. She gets him insanely hot, rides him like a race horse until seconds before he is about to explode. She jumps up off him and pushes her fingers deep inside herself, forcing streams of hot juice to gush out of her. The guy freaks out. He grabs his pants and bolts out the door.
Tamara is here at the moment with Jordan comforting her. Its strange you know. It never really dawned on me that some guys just wouldn't dig or understand a female squirting. Tamara will be ok. I think we have convinced her that there are enough guys around that would be banging down her door to get some of that squirting action. Maybe her boyfriend might come to realise it is actually pretty cool. It was probably just a shock to the system.
posted by Me @ 05-11-2005 01:43:00, Add your own comment
HOT free squirting site!
05-11-2005 01:41:00
Check out this HOT freesite from I Love To Squirt!
posted by Me @ 05-11-2005 01:41:00, Add your own comment
Thumb cum
02-11-2005 03:47:21
Jordan has a new project going on at the moment. She is teaching her friend Tamara some squirting techniques. You can imagine my suprise when I walked in the door after a hard day at work to find the two of them lying on their backs on our lounge room floor in their panties! They weren't going at it or anything. Jordan was just showing Tamara the best postions for squirting. Either way it looked great and I grabbed myself a beer and sat on the couch and watched the show.
Jordan also has this new thing she loves to do in bed. She lies on top of me with her ass poking up into the air pointed right at my face, while I go to work on her pussy from behind with my thumb.
It might sound a bit weird but the whole thing is actually fully hot! Lying there watching her juices flow out while I am 'thumbing' away gets me so pumped to just... well I'm sure you can figure it out
posted by Me @ 02-11-2005 03:47:21, Add your own comment
Delilah Strong
24-10-2005 15:11:00
posted by Me @ 24-10-2005 15:11:00, Add your own comment
Window washer
09-10-2005 10:04:00
Jordan and I went on a bit of a road trip last weekend. And like all traditional road trips, the drive became a little bit to much to bare and we found ourselves parked down a dirt track off the highway. Jordan is riding me while trying not to ride the gear stick as well , her head is banging agains the roof of the car, while I get the easy seat, just sitting their with the hottest babe bouncing up and down on me. She then jumps up and squirts a load on my t-shirt (the only one i had with me) and some of it ricochets onto the window. I forget about it and later we are pulled up at a set of lights and this guy washing windscreens for spare change is scrubbing away at my window until he realises that the mess is on the inside. I burst into fits of laughter while the cars behind me a honking away due to the fact I am sitting stationary at a green light
posted by Me @ 09-10-2005 10:04:00, Add your own comment
Hot new squirting site
21-09-2005 07:36:00
IlovetoSquirt.com finds the hottest most fresh models from around the world who can squirt a cum load like no other! The girls get so hot, horny, and wet that they explode their liquids all over the place! This is 100% real squirting at its best. All the content is exclusive and you wont find it anywhere else. Check out the free trailers then download all of the squirting movies the members area. Enjoy!
posted by Me @ 21-09-2005 07:36:00, Add your own comment
The Interview
18-09-2005 02:41:38
Great news Jordan has got an interview on Tuesday with an adult program to discuss the possibility of her making her own site! Obviously she is pretty excited by the whole idea and of course that means that I have been getting lots of action
Which reminds me.
You remember the other day when Jordan sent me those hot pics of Brooke Skye? Well I fell asleep on the couch waiting up for to get home from work. At about 11pm I woke to find her hovering over me with no panties on rubbing her pussy along my mouth and nose 
It was probably the best way to be woken up that I could ever imagine. In the end it was me who ended up getting 'it'. She has been so horny lately. We ended up screwing out on the balcony which was something new. On week nights there isnt really anyone around outside but it still felt pretty daring. And Im pretty sure the old bastard across the road got a pretty good look while he was out having a smoke....
posted by Me @ 18-09-2005 02:41:38, Add your own comment
Brooke Skye
16-09-2005 08:17:55
Jordan sent me this gallery today via email. Now I guess the first question to ask would be how did she find these pictures while she was at work? Answer, who cares I couldn't care less and I am sure her boss would feel the same because Brooke Skye is an absolute hottie! The pictures and videos on this site are insane quality. It's official. Brooke is my new addiction and I'm going to spend the entire day watching all her movies. Poor Jordan has no idea what she has gotten herself into by sending me these links. Or maybe she does and that was the whole point? Either way I think there is going to be some fun times tonight
I like the idea that my site is one the first in Hi Defintion! I get down and dirty with my friends all inside! Come and see how kinky we get in the highest quality video possible on the internet!"
posted by Me @ 16-09-2005 08:17:55, Add your own comment
Retnuh Squirting Links
10-09-2005 11:52:43
Just a quick post to let you all know about a great clean links site I found called
Retnuh Adult Links.
Squirting pussy waterfall! Don't miss out!
posted by Me @ 10-09-2005 11:52:43, Add your own comment
Home Made Videos
10-09-2005 11:49:47
If you like home made porn, then check it out
posted by Me @ 10-09-2005 11:49:47, Add your own comment
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